Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Jennifer's body a.k.a Megan's body

No, this blog isnt about film reviews..lol. But some movies can spur you into writing by their awesomeness or idiocy? 

Pls who has seen this movie? A narcissistic display of Megan Fox’ svelte body. My first time of hearing about this gal was 2 yrs ago when Dr T brought the FHM edition with the top 100 beautiful people in Hollywood[something like that] and he was positively drooling over her pix. I wasn’t impressed.
Then her infamous quotes which made her a feminist in some eyes???.... always ready to point out at double standards in the industry and not shy to speak out..whatever that means. Well, that got me a bit interested in her. Not just an airhead [oh, found out she's rather outspoken about her love for sex..sheesh].
But interesting or not. Her acting talents leave a lot to be desired puleeeez. And She’s actually touted as the next Angelina Jolie. What!! I take offence on Jolie’s behalf.
I actually diagnosed myself as suffering from a case of bad bellyism [the gal’s body na die!] but when I found out that she was up for a 2010 Razzie ‘Worst Actress Award for Jennifer’s body and Transformer 3, I quickly recovered. check here and here

But back to the movie, never have I seen such a beautiful demon. She's got to be half naked before she’s revved up enough to sink her teeth in her victim. Even  the blood drips off her perfect white teeth stylishly.
And wait for it…when she is weak and hungry and thus ready to kill again, the signs are she loses her great looks. her face looks a little less than perfect and her hair lacks luster and bounce. Duh! Well, she made sure she was hungry only twice in the movie. Couldn’t afford to look that ugly twice.

The storyline could have been great if better developed and probably with more serious directing. Can’t believe it was a woman that directed the movie. Is she lesbian?? Lol.
3 thumbs up for her ‘blue eyed needy nerdy’ friend “Amanda Seyfried. Remember her from Mamma Mia? She was a good foy even if clichéd and acted way better than Megan.


And wasn’t it just funny that Jennifer’s Mom finally showed up at her last scene. I had been wondering if she was an orphan afterall it was a teen movie and others still lived at home.
I wont say, don’t watch it. Please do for the laffs and for lines like

Jennifer Check: 'Got a tampon?’[when she was stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely] and

Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Yeah, hilarious. next pls

2 comments:

  1. ok. mental note: don't bother watching this movie.
    Thanks for the review, or should I say, non-review.

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