Dear Deliverer, Prayer Warrior, Priestess,
I need to be delivered of the spirit of forgetfulness/carelessness.
What do you need?
The tooth of a chameleon? The tail of a Cheshire cat? Cinderella’s white slipper? A Cross? Jerusalem Holy Water?
Ask and I shall find…
p.s. Criteria required of Deliverer –
Any member of Mountain and Fire Ministries, Nigeria
An alumnus of Hogwarth’s school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (minus Voldemort and cohorts)
Alumnus of Okija Shrine
Any Catholic Priest
Any Pentecostal Pastor
Any Haitian Voodoo priestess
Resume must also show that you have performed this type of deliverance successfully. Please state email and number of 'deliverees' who are willing to be your reference.
Seriously people I have had a most miserable week. I misplaced my flash drive on Thursday. Thankfully I located it at the library on Friday
I misplaced my railcard pouch which contained my railcard(this is one of the best gifts UK gives its students. It slashes 30% of your train tickets), my Oyster card (another great transport freebie which reduces your tube fair by 16%) and my return tickets to Durham (I was in London for the weekend). Gist follows after the exorcism.
Monday – I misplaced my gloves
Tuesday- I misplaced my flash drives again. This time 2. I knew I had forgotten them in the library but how careless can I get? Those flash drives contained my assignment.
Wednesday – I have just realised my debit card is missing. Last used on Monday at Tesco. Tesco said it’s not with them. Bank has assured me that no unauthorised withdrawals have been made. I think its somewhere in my room but where?
One more search then I call for a new one tomorrow. Hoping I don't discover another missing item by then....
Tell me people, don’t I need prayers?