Monday, May 16, 2011

Laughter the best Medicine

If you’ve ever lent someone money or worked in the Credit or Banking industry, you’ll appreciate this one…


Dear Sir/Madam,

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 May 2011 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.
However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors, quite as honorable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly..

Sincerely Yours,

Sipho

*PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws*.

"Laughter is the Best Medicine" blogfest is courtesy of Leigh at That's Write. Thanks Myne.




30 comments:

  1. Okay, that was hilarious! If only we could respond to yucky mail like that...

    Thanks for participating in the blogfest!

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  2. Hi Ginger! Great joke and fun blog! :)

    ~Melissa

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  3. LOL I may use this. :D Great creativity, Ginger.

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  4. I feel like telling that to my student loan people. They think the world revolves around them!

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  5. Hmm. Maybe I need to try that one.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  6. LOL... that just made my evening. Funny stuff.

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  7. Haha! Love when the creditors get their just desserts. ;) Thanks for the laughs.

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  8. Hahahaha! I'm actually laughing out loud! LOL

    Adiya
    http://thecornershopng.blogspot.com

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  9. I'm pretty sure I didn't give you permission to print the letter I wrote you. I will withhold your name from the hat an additional week.

    LOL-great little joke you got there. :)

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  10. If only we could write letters like that!

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  11. LOL!!

    Thanks for sending me off to bed with a good chuckle!

    PS - Im new here!

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  12. Ha haaa!!!
    Now if only we could really get away with that! Well, I guess some people do and they call it filing for bankruptcy.

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  13. LOL. I just woke up my baby. Very funny

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  14. Hi Ginger...great joke. Enjoyed it a lot.

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  15. LOL! omg--*headdesk*

    That sounds a bit like the way my husband handles bills... which is why I do all our finances. :D

    Thanks for playing!!! :o)

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  16. I adore that approach. Unfortunately, I doubt my creditors would "get" the humor!

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  17. ROFL - That's hilarious. I wonder how my creditors would take that? Mmmmmmm. Very funny. thanks for the laugh.

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    Wonderful post.
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