Sunday, June 19, 2011

Will She Wear Prada?

I saw this vacancy advert below, don’t know why, but it reminded me of Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway in The Devil wears Prada..lol

Company: Bachmann and Company
Job Title: Right Hand to Well Known City figure
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Closing Date: 30-Jul-2011


Description:
  • Extremely switched on ambitious assistant required to work for a well-known business woman in the City.  You will need to be a capable right hand with great communication skills and an eye for detail. Some work experience would be useful but to have initiative and a strong confident manner is absolutely essential.
  • You will be screening calls and often dealing with the enquiry
  • Building strong relationships with clients and contacts, quickly learning who's who
  • Database management - keeping the internal system right up to date
  • Organising meetings and arranging venues, arranging events, shooting, dinners, etc.
  • Researching new business opportunities and reporting your findings
  • Attending meetings with your boss - preparing and briefing and debriefing
The parts I feel that are missing:
Must 'love' snooty children
Must love dogs
Must love making coffee

24 comments:

  1. hehehehe....some serious The Devil wears Prada Advert...
    Wishing you a wonderful week

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  2. They forgot to add.....'Must be available 24/7'....and...'Must have no life outside work'
    LOL
    Have a blessed week

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  3. Lol, What about 'must have on trend outfits to wear to work, last season's clothes will NOT be tolerated'

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  4. Lol! 'Must love dry cleaning'; 'Must not need sleep'.

    Thanks for checking up on me hon! :*

    This Personal Assistant job is just a nice name for Slave!

    Adiya

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  5. lol...must love snotty shindrens from where naa?

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  6. LoL @ making coffee! that is for sure needed!!

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  7. lol @ all the comments...and you too Ginger - why would you equate that ad to Devil wears Prada? LOL!!!

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  8. Lol@ all the comments too.

    @AnodaPhase - don't mind me, there was just something about the job description especially the 'well known business woman in the City' that got my alarm ringing.

    So do you think I should apply? :)

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  9. that's a job that makes me think of my hair falling out - but - if it includes free swag....hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    swag will make a girl do things ... like work for a bitch.

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  10. lool some job ads are so discouraging!

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  11. Find out about the Freebies, may be worth it, lol...On a serious note, well-known business women usually have enough experience to share.

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  12. Ewe! No thanks, too much pressure, and crying every day guaranteed.

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  13. oh, of course she must be single lol
    Seems like a great opportunity to make potentially beneficial connections though.

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  14. lolz,''must have a camp mattrass in her office as we won't sleeping on the desk'' and ''must wear denims on weekends to make a statement on the company's social life''
    Ish,I rather go clean my shosh.
    Lol.
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  15. I absolutely loved this movie. And there's a blue Marc Jacobs handbag I saw in it that I'm still lusting after.

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  16. The Devil Wears Prada was one of my all time favorite movies. Gadzooks, I would hate a job like that though.

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  17. Something ate my comment. Really! That was so weird. Now I'm afraid to type it out twice because then if it shows up I will look a fool!

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  18. I would not touch that job ad with a bargepole. I saw The Devil Wears Prada only a few months ago on TV. Scary boss.

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  19. I love how it starts off with "extremely switched on"...who says that?

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  20. You just completed the job requirement and whoever takes it must have a date either prada or the one that wears itYou just completed the job requirement and whoever takes it must have a date either prada or the one that wears it

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  21. Also, "must have extremely high BS tolerant levels" LOL

    I hope with all this wahala they sha pay the person well.

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  22. loool! must take devot her life to her work and boss and chop insult daily

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