Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Not so random stuff

Hallooo! Any Beyonce fan out there? Can you tell that young woman to get some clothes on cause I am really tired of seeing her body. Terrific though it is. 
I am all for self expression in your dressing but I notice this trend amongst female musical artistes where they start off “all sugar and spice and all that’s nice” then as they become more popular and paradoxically more insecure (or is it desperate?) they start shedding yards off their ensemble.
Maria Carey, Beyonce, Rihanna, my darling Kelly Rowlands (still praying for you girl!!) and a countless others (well, except Alicia Keys). To me there’s a thin line between self expression and ..SLAVERY.  
Dressing isn’t Self expression/Freedom anymore when it is done to appease the hordes of men and teenager boys who buy your album. Nope it is slavery cause you have that sword of Damocles hanging over your head that if you don’t bare as much as you dare in ever more bizarre or titillating fashions, then they won’t buy your work. 
Girlfriend, that’s not the freedom feminists fought for. *smh*
 I love heels like the next girl. But I am also careful not to incur future chiropractic bills in the name of fashion. These shoes look painful!! Just saying..
 Best road sign Ever

Yep they are real!! Chelsea Charms/Annie Hawkins-Turner has a 12 years undisputed Guinness record for having the largest natural boobs. They are a size 102ZZZ and weigh a massive 8 stone (pix from The Sun)

I have seen the insert pic before and all the while thought it was an internet hoax/photoshop. Seems it isn’t.  
Annie’s husband encouraged her to ‘flaunt what she’s got on adult sites and racy magazines and this Annie said, made her embrace her size. She explains: "I fell in love with myself. Every time I get a new doctor they offer me surgery but I don't need surgery. I've got a strong back and have never had back ache. I've had therapy on how to hold myself so I won't hurt myself. Annie also told how she used her assets to work topless on adult websites - but insists she's just fulfilling people's fantasies and would never have sex on camera. She said: "I've shown people big is beautiful and you can be sexy in your own way. It's not mucky, I'm an entertainer.
What can I say? God bless her!! I am quite amazed she said she doesn’t have back issues. Me, I would have claimed disability since and chopped those mamms off to a D cup!! 

I remember in university there was the chick who had real humongous boobs. Actually in retrospect and compared to Annie they are nothing….but I used to feel so bad for her. You know how communal bathrooms were in the university (for the uninitiated, our shower stalls were open and usually inadequate so you get to bathe under the full glare of other girls. Sounds so barbaric now but hey that’s what obtains in most universities, boarding schools and NYSC Camps) At a point the poor girl must have gotten tired of stares and started having her bath later and later when the morning rush would have been over. Looking back, I’m sure she must have missed some morning classes trying to avoid our tormenting stares….
All of a sudden, I am quite grateful for my breastings (blessings). It is just right. If you love your breasts say yay!

How has your week been so far?



26 comments:

  1. Alicia Keys hasn't gotten naked yet because she doesn't need to lol. That is a purely talented sistah.

    And that lady, i don't know how she is going through life with those humongous boobs. But God bless her and her confidence because i think i'd be extremely self-conscious with bewbs that big.

    I love my boobs though, they are awesome (yay) lol

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  2. I like Beyonce's body and I think I'm ok with her showing it,lol @ chiropractic,serzly oh,those are killer heels but ain't they cool,then yhat woman shows that off?it's not as if they are standing,dem don sag according to basket mouth dem dey look ground,agegi,she has back ache doh,and she def feels bad sef.I will love to have bigger boobs,so no yay.
    niwayz they are my size. :-(

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  3. Amen@ the nakedness ish, I honestly don't get it. Sex sells we have all heard, but what about talent? Beyonce is obviously very talented, I am not sure why she feels the need to show us what belongs to Mr Carter.

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  4. Yay for compact boobs. lol. I don't trust that lady's claim of no back pain.

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  5. I have always found it distasteful when artists take this whole sexiness thing too far. The person who started this trend is Mariah Carey. She was all sweet and full clothed until she divorced Tommy Motola and then whoa!

    Those heels should be blamed on Lady Gaga.

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  6. Chimoooooo!! Those boobs!! Geez!!!
    lemme not even go into this "sex sells" matter, cuz no amount of talk can change it, it seems to be only increasing so make dem carry go! Lol at the road sign--too funny!
    And those heels!! the wearer cant even lie that they dont hurt, its soo obvious they do, expect she intentionally took the pic like that. LoL

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  7. First of YAYYYY! LOL

    Beyonce don tire me
    If I were in her position...I wouldnt even be showing my body like that.
    As boys get bigger and bigger i.e. 50 cents, Jay Z etc; they shed off their 'thuggish' attributes and try to appear gentlemanly by wearing suits etc

    However, with the women it is different. It seems as they become even more famous, they want to strip more to show they are 'still' all that' Hisssss

    Re: the boobs....I saw her in the paper and I stared at the page for at least 5 minutes! The woman try. BTW....Did she ever breast feed?.......Just asking oh - because I just wonder if those boobs wont be a hazard to a new born child?

    Re: the shoes......that's bondage! Flats for everyday. For me, Heels are worn from car seat to event seat....maximum 1 minute of walking.
    I no fit shout.
    Take care dearie

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  8. Beyonce I am tired of, yes she runs her world by been a sex vixen...all them female artists need to keep their clothes on.

    Those shoes are just suffer head.

    no comment on the boobs.

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  9. I think Beyonce's body is just out of this world! But she should learn how to cover up, she married for Pete's sake.

    Is it me or the foot inside that shoe doesn't look right. As for those boobs, yeparipaaaaaaa! they are HUGEEEE!

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  10. lol @ that sign. it's hilarious.

    I like 'Dressing isn’t Self expression/Freedom anymore when it is done to appease the hordes of men and teenager boys who buy your album.....'. So true. Most of these artists are overdoing it. Not nice at all.

    Thanks for the movie link. Rily appreciate it: )

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  11. Lol, those shoes are really punishment o, looks so uncomfortable.
    That boobs woman try o, I thank God for my own small size, lol.

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  12. How can you put urself thru so much pain all in the name of fashion? I mean, those shoes can serve as purnishment for pupils who dont sit in cleass or colleagues who keep snooping from one person's desk to the other!

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  13. I don't know if I should comment cos all the people commenting are ladies and yay, I love 'mine' too. haha

    You should read the note I wrote on facebook (http://facebook.com/dynamiqueprofesseur) titled, "the beauty of inconvenience". I talked about how people dress in the name of 'sexy' yet inconveniencing themselves big time. May God help this generation on what we title fashion.

    - LDP

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  14. Oh that poor woman. It's a wonder she can even stand.

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  15. Those shoes are dangerous! And as for dem boobs, heavy duty...

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  16. lol @ the road sign...harsh, but true.

    those shoes look lovely on their own, but the foot seems to be in distress...if u look closely u'll notice parts of the foot are red, plus the way it's bent? looks like it hurts.

    That lady's bangers...OMG!!! I'm happy if she says she doesn't suffer any back pains but dang, I still can't help feeling sorry for her...God I thank you oh.

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  17. Honestly babe! WORD on the nakedness. Wow at those boobs sha oh! How does she survive. WOW

    Adiya
    Muse Origins (Creative Nigerian Features)
    Muse Origins

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  18. @NIL, if that is the size of her boobs whilst they are resting, imagine how big they'd be if she were pregnant or breastfeeding!
    @Ginger, I actually imagined a woman walking around and carrying me on her chest and there's no way the woman (or man) won't have backache. Okay so I'm half stone heavier than her boobs, but same difference. I feel sorry for her back is all I can say.
    Beyonce et all, I bet if they could get away with being butt naked, they would carry go. How can they keep the perfection of their bodies from the rest of the world? It's all about sharing with your adoring public.
    The road sign...GBAM.
    The foot in the shoe? Chiropodist's dream come true.

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  19. Oh Ginger Honey, Mom has perfect breasts. Ask anyone.

    The ladies need to learn that less is more. Imagination is much more intriguing to men than nudity (or close to nudity) is. I remember years ago, Cher won the Academy Award for an acting role. Later that same year, she put on a nasty looking almost nude outfit and did a hoochie song and dance routing on an aircraft carrier. I think the song was "If I Could Turn Back Time". At the time, I wondered why such a talented person would do something so trashy. I still don't understand the answer to that one. The shoe is ridiculous and actually quite ugly. Plus I'd fall in anything that extreme and falling is never glam! You have such a good head on your pretty shoulders!

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  20. Lol@Vyvyka. Some have more breastings than others shaa!!

    @LadyNgo - You are so right! Nothing beats the confidence that talent gives.

    @Gretel- you gotta love what you have please. Abeg dont ever consider surgery ooo.

    @Madam Sting - me sef no gree with that her claim. haba.

    @Lucidlilith - Well Gaga and her followers are going to make some chiropatics rich in the nearest future.

    @Giagerry - abeg help me shout. the thing tire me.



    @9jaFoodie - Jazzie name na Caretr? Thank you for the information lol.

    @NIL - I hear you loud and clear :). I love your heeled shoe regime. Fashion should die for man not the opposite.

    @Lara - Why no comment on boobies? lol.

    @Ope - The feet doesnt look right indeed. Imagine if someone steps on her....

    @Stelzz- you are welcome dear. I thought the sign was hilarious ..and so true. just had to share it.

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  21. @ilola - Indeed, I was soo grateful after i saw this.

    @PET Projects - you don come ooo. dont give people ideas oo.

    @Le Prof - Yes o. Men are allowed to be thankful thing. Have you seen guys with man boobs? read your note. I feel your pain..

    @Tokenblogger - I dont know how she does it. You got to admire her poise..

    @Os - lol! heavy duty no be small.

    @Justdoyin - My dear, those shoes belong to a display shelf, not someone's feet. bangers? mor elike mufflers..lol

    @Muse- She's doing quite well it seems. good for her.

    @Justjoxy - Oh dear. I dont think she should be allowed to breast feed. Dem boobs are hazardous to a baby. How will she lift it?
    Sharing? E don do abeg. I'm actually quite quite bored with seeing its perfection.

    @Mom - You got it Mom. Falling over isnt elegant in any way. And Cher? That lady has got weird taste in clothes. She was a Gaga of her time.

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  22. mehn! Those boobs are huge!!!!

    lol @ chiropractice bills!

    As for beyonce - hmmm I wondered the same thing too - but I must say that her wedding lingerie is hot!!!! LOL I remember the first time I saw the video, I couldn;t stop starring talkless of men.

    hmmm I have been hearing about kelly rowland but I haven't heard the full gist - maybe its time for me to google

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  23. Hot damn! Those breasts ... fa di kwa risky! You'd have to turn your head from left to right to completely look at them. But I guess her husband likes it sha.

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  24. Oh, and per Beyonce's nakedness, I won't talk too much before they tell me to go and hug transformer. LOL

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